AISubs v3.7
Hello, I'm Tetsuya of Tokai Music, I'm Shibayu, I'm Umemaru, and I'm Fushimi.
We are Tokai Music Society.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having us.
This time, there is a theme that I thought very strangely.
The size of human body is different, isn't it?
The amount of exercise is also different, isn't it?
There are people like me who sleep at home, and there are people who sweat more than exercise.
The energy that humans need in the first place is completely different, isn't it?
Eating something delicious and somehow becoming energy and becoming poop.
That position and anything else don't change depending on the person, right?
So I thought that if you are tall and low and exercise a lot and eat little, you will not be affected by what you eat.
Yeah, that's true. I'm curious about it.
If you exercise a lot, you will lose all of these waste materials, won't you?
That's right.
But that's a little strange story, so I'm here.
If you eat the same amount of food, you will have the same amount of poop.
That's a good theory.
It's not "the same theory", it's "the same thing".
Did you come up with a theory for the same amount of poop?
Well, this time, we assume that we can ignore the difference in the amount of poop in that year.
I see. I understand.
Air resistance due to the lungs?
Air resistance due to the lungs...
The air resistance of the lungs is close to zero, so we can ignore it and observe the lungs.
And...
The condition of the stomach and stuff like that...
What?
In other words, for about three days, we will eat exactly the same amount of food.
I see. I see.
You can do that, can't you, Mizuki-kun?
You can do the "takeout" around that, right?
Let's definitely eat the same amount of water, too.
So, this time, we're going to measure and report the weight of the waste materials.
We're going to think about it a little bit and rank it together.
Of course, this is something that happened the day before, so we're going to measure the records of the second and third days.
There's a very difficult problem.
When you say "measure the weight"...
You know those machines that sell meat in supermarkets, right?
Gashatsu.
It sounds like you're putting poop on it.
Which one?
Morita, you're going to say "poop" and "toilet" now?
Are you going to measure it?
I'm going to drop it and measure it like this.
Just like that?
You're the only one who can do it like that!
This is serious research!
I think about 100 people will be able to do research like this.
I really think so!
Seriously! I'm just curious about it!
I was rejected for a story meeting once, but in the next story meeting I proposed another idea without buying anything.
Phoenix!
At first, I thought only me and Tetsuya could do it, but
I said, "Sorry, I lied."
And I said, "To be honest, I want to poop."
In the past, when a video became popular, it wasn't funny anymore.
In order for me to say that, I've never said I didn't want to talk about it in my videos.
It's the first time I've said, "I think poop is different."
Please stay calm, Tetsuya.
If you do that, your fans might decrease.
That's what I said.
I'm the leader there.
If that's the case, let's decrease the number of fans!
What's wrong with decreasing the number of fans by pooping?!
Are you a fan of increasing the number of fans by pooping?
That's right!
It's not like I want to poop.
I just do it because it's necessary.
I just weigh it.
I don't think I'll say, "Poop! Hurry up and poop!"
Yes.
Of course!
I won't show you!
If you're eating, you might want to do it later.
It's like words are transforming.
I'll start with you.
Don't poop.
It's important.
Poop.
No, poop.
It's a big lie.
Don't say "gold."
Why don't we just decide on the menu for now?
In the morning, noon, and evening.
I think it's better to have something that's easy to get.
"Gast" is good.
"Gast"?!
"Gast" is...
Let's say 3lanes?
Yes, let's say 3lanes.
Okay!
It's decided!
Yes!
Thanks for accompanying me!
We hold you responsible for it.
Good morning!
It's early, noon of the first day of measurement...
At half past twelve...
I woke up and took a shower first, okay...
With showers, people always...)
put their faces forward,
which is a habit that I have, and...
only because of that habit,
the smell have exploded tremendously...
I'm about to situation out, so...
I would like to...
measure my pee directly, right away!
Okay, I'll go!
Yes, 474 grams came out. I would like to continue the verification.
It's 9:48 at night. This kind of project is common, but when I want to put it out, it doesn't come out.
For some reason, I haven't pooped once so far.
The last time I did it was before the day changed yesterday, and it didn't come out for a day.
However, since the second place is doing it, I would like to take a second pee.
I will do it.
How about now? 392 grams have decreased a little.
I will also record this.
It's 1 o'clock and 21 minutes. When I was about to go to bed, I finally got a vein.
I'm also peeing, so I'd like to do it together.
For the time being, I'm measuring it separately, so first is the pee.
Then let's pee.
Hey, it bounces! Stupid!
It's little.
It's 224 grams.
Next, I would like to poop.
Let's clean up once.
I will put it on zero firmly and go.
(sneezes)
(laughs)
It's not going well, surprisingly.
It's 48.
Of course, I don't want to show you now, but
there are two big cucumbers like that.
Let's do our best and measure it tomorrow.
(sneezes)
Maybe it's better for the actor not to poop.
(laughs)
Now it's time to quit humans.
It's now the morning of the fifth day.
Well, I ate that menu properly on the first day,
and as for my impressions of eating that menu,
there are so many!
I will put it in this and measure it like this.
Let's go!
(screams)
I did it!
It didn't work like this!
Let's go.
(screams)
111.
Let's do it.
(sneezes)
What is it?
Even though I'm just using this vessel,
the toilet I usually use and the stress are different.
It was bubibubi.
Bubibubi disco.
Nippon Bubi.
(laughs)
Well, I'll eat it.
Well, this is tough.
I'm a food restriction type.
I've never been in a video before.
It's tough.
Today, for the second time...
(sneezes)
In my case, I feel like I'm using a lot of poop.
I will measure the poop.
How do you measure it?
You put it in this bag and weigh it.
This bag weighs about 7 grams.
So, the amount of the bag is the amount of the poop.
And I will measure your pee with this measuring cup.
(meows)
Wow!
You did it very well!
The amount of the poop is 147 grams.
And the amount of the pee is 334 grams.
When I poop and eat bread,
I will turn the camera again.
Thank you for your hard work.
I have to go to the bathroom now, so I will go home first.
You often go golfing, don't you?
No, I can't.
I was surprised, too.
Yesterday, Ryo and Tacchan said, "We will decide whether you go golfing or not tomorrow."
I said, "I can't eat, and I have to poop, and I can't."
Thank you for not pooping today.
I put the poop in a bag and took it back in the car.
I'm back from golfing and I just ate Sukiya's lunch.
I finally got a bruise.
I have a good stomachache now.
I want to get rid of it all at once, so I'm doing a campaign like, "Let's go out together."
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm going to use a medium-sized container.
This is quite a lot.
I'm glad it's a medium-sized container.
It's 269g including the container.
I feel like I'm going out again, so please look forward to it.
Let's eat the last day of measurement, or the second day's breakfast.
You have too much water.
I have too much water.
Really?
I'm going out at the same time.
You're not good at peeing, are you?
You're doing it like this.
You're stupid.
I put the container in the toilet.
Do you like it that much?
I like it.
For some reason, I always pee in the living room.
Everything is in the living room.
I'm sorry.
I have no choice but to do it!
You...
I usually do this.
Aha!
Get in there!
Don't look so depressed.
Okay...
And...
I'll put it in!
Oh, no!
I thought it wouldn't hit me in the front, but it hit me in the back.
Oh, you...
Go ahead.
Oh, no!
Are you trying to kill me?
Oh, it's kind of convenient.
It's kind of convenient, isn't it?
Yeah.
Shibuya, I'm sorry.
Let me sit down for a second.
Oh!
I'm not a pet modeler.
Um...
4, 3, 1.
Record update!
4, 3, 1.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Poop...
Oh, you!
Ugh! Get out of the way!
What do you want me to do?
Poop...
I'll hand you the poop, so I'll take the shampoo.
Don't take the poop!
Hey, I'm taking the shampoo!
What should I do with the poop?
Don't say it's annoying.
It's too disgusting.
Why?
Why do you say that?
Secret.
The amount is surprisingly small.
Shaka shaka time!
Shaka shaka shan!
Shaka shaka shaka shan!
Kenpon!
Wow!
Oh, it's...
Oh!
Oh, it's...
Get out of the way!
Here it is!
It's not a big vein, but...
But still...
It's almost over, so...
I'll put out what I can.
Oh, but...
The amount doesn't look like much.
Um...
Including the amount, it's 156 grams.
I think I have about 6 hours left.
I'll eat dinner and drink water as soon as possible today.
Okay, it's the last day.
I'm going to poop.
Oh, it came out!
It came out!
When you poop, it comes out, doesn't it?
Oh, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out!
Oh...
Is this the last poop?
First of all, there's a lot of food and water, so...
It was a little hard for me last night.
Thank you for watching until the end.
Cute.
Oh, not at all.
What?
The quality of the poop is not good at all.
What is this?
Yes, a very cute endangered species came out.
Today is the last measurement day of the night, so I don't think I'll poop anymore, right?
At the end, there is a little water left, so I will drink it later.
Is my measurement over?
It was a good measurement life.
Night of the second day.
The poop that didn't come out easily is finally about to come out, but the pee also seems to be bad, so I'd like to pee first.
Yes, I will go.
This posture will be muscle training.
So let's poop.
Oh, this is amazing.
Oh, oh, it's amazing.
A good one came out.
Yes.
Verification completed.
Thank you for your hard work, everyone.
Thank you for your hard work.
By the way, let's go with the total announcement.
By the way, this time, Setsuya-kun's Gaba Gaba rule said that you had to drink three liters of water.
That's right.
That's why you had a lot of pees, didn't you?
So first of all, I would like you to tell me the number of pees and the total amount.
Then, Imegara-san, please tell me.
First of all, the total number of my pees is 13 times.
And the total amount of my pees is 3,233 milliliters.
Oh, oh, oh, 3,200.
About half of the amount you took out is water.
That's right.
My front number is 19 times.
Oh, 19.
My front amount is 3,087.
Oh, isn't that a lot?
It's pretty close.
Wow, that's good.
This means that water has nothing to do with his size, doesn't it?
Maybe it's just that he doesn't like rocket rockets.
Maybe it's because of that.
Yes.
I've opened a paper bag ten times.
That's too little.
It's only half of it.
Yumemaru...
No, I've opened it three times with Yumemaru.
Oh, I see.
But I just saw a video of you opening 400 papers with your hands.
No, it's nothing.
That's amazing!
It's 400 or 500 nothing.
You're such an arrogant person.
My total paper bag is...
3,230.
Wow!
That's amazing!
This is interesting!
I didn't know it had anything to do with the number of papers you opened.
That's right.
It's only a few grams.
And what's amazing is that our numbers are almost completely different.
That's true.
But we have the same amount of papers.
This is interesting.
It's like a difference in density by body size.
Okay, Shibai-san.
Okay.
The number of papers I opened...
13!
Wow!
It's the same!
The weight...
3,811!
Wow!
That's a little too much.
It's a little too much.
There are times when the poop is hard.
That's because we don't use a lot of water.
I think that's true.
Okay, let's move on to the poop.
I shouldn't say "poop", right?
Okay, let's move on to the pen.
My number of pens...
is four.
Wow!
Okay, okay.
And my total paper bag is...
513 grams!
I see!
My number of pens...
is two.
My total weight...
is 405 grams!
Wow!
Huh?
Huh?!
My number of pens...
is two.
My total weight...
is 144 grams!
What?!
It didn't say that!
Does that mean it's fluffy?
It was pretty big!
You might not know this, but...
The first one was really big!
It was really solid!
Two of them were like "bang! bang!"
That one was 48 grams.
And the second one was a little wet.
It was like a container.
That one was 96 grams.
Huh? That one wasn't 48 grams!
No, it was 48 grams.
Wow, you measured it properly.
It was like cotton candy.
You don't know what I mean, do you?
No, but...
the weight depends on the amount of water.
It's like a rabbit's poop.
When I was holding the bucket, I heard "karaan" too.
"karaan"?
It's not a gold bag.
There's a horse's name in it.
I see. Tetsuya's poop is too light.
What about you, Shiboshibo?
My poop count is...
2.
That's close.
My poop gram is...
2.
My poop count is...
2 and...
poop shit.
It's 3.
I don't count poop shit.
That poop shit is...
6.
I don't count poop shit.
But you have to count it.
The third weight is...
161.
It's light.
I think it's because...
we used too much water in the water heater.
Maybe.
Let's sum up our weight.
Ryoya.
3746g.
Mine is...
3491g.
Mine is...
3383g.
Mine is...
3972g.
It's close.
By the way, did you exercise?
No, I didn't.
As usual.
I exercised every day.
I went golfing once.
I did it a lot.
I was 148kg.
I think it's absorbed by our body.
I think it's muscle conversion.
I think it's possible.
I don't think it's against exercise.
That's what we think.
We don't have enough data.
I hope you can verify it.
I hope you can accumulate data.
We did it only for men.
I want data for girls, too.
That's right.
Please cooperate with us.